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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

No way

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Trump: The war between Israel and Iran should end - Axios

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Disagreements over Duchenne therapy, management style may have led to ouster of key FDA official - STAT

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How does Taylor Swift make sure that she doesn’t show her uterus to her audience and fans?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

SpaceX launches latest GPS III satellite for U.S. military - SpaceNews

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Since NATO is badly losing in Ukraine to the Russian forces, should NATO soldiers and commanders find a new job given their incompetence? Do they expect pushing different versions of the same disinformation every few months to help them win?

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

What are some great short jokes?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How does red light therapy affect eyes?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Jets from black holes J1405+0415 and J1610+1811 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine