What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:13

Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Trump: The war between Israel and Iran should end - Axios
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How does Taylor Swift make sure that she doesn’t show her uterus to her audience and fans?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
SpaceX launches latest GPS III satellite for U.S. military - SpaceNews
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
What are some great short jokes?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Jets from black holes J1405+0415 and J1610+1811 - BBC Sky at Night Magazine